I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter says “can I take your order?” they reply “I don’t know can you?”
I just revealed the secret of American money to UK citizen Tyler
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omfg
that kid is so freaking scandalized by the thought
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hey i just met you
and this is jay z
but heres beyonce
and blue their baby
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when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
